My dog, y’all

My dog, y’all

I swear my kid is not wearing makeup. 

I swear my kid is not wearing makeup. 

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Night after night

Night after night

ahaha i look like a muslim
i have no idea what i’m doing, i’m high from being sick

ahaha i look like a muslim

i have no idea what i’m doing, i’m high from being sick

Tags: my face gpoy

My reds never match. Oh, and I cut my hair.

My reds never match. Oh, and I cut my hair.

Tags: Gpoy phone cam

I’m thinking of cutting my hair off - yay/nay? It’s annoying the bejeezus out of me and I have a pattern of letting my hair grow and cutting it off anyway, so it’s time. I just wonder if my face is too fat to pull it off this time. 

I’m thinking of cutting my hair off - yay/nay? It’s annoying the bejeezus out of me and I have a pattern of letting my hair grow and cutting it off anyway, so it’s time. I just wonder if my face is too fat to pull it off this time. 

sneakydeaky:

Ohhhhh a rare GPOY … so we went to Walmart at 3 am last night so we wouldn’t wake up my sleeping roommates and I snatched this :D. Three unaired episodes (??!!!?), Behind the scenes features, gag reel and more!!! EEEEEEEHHHHH

Oh hey, it’s me geeking out.

sneakydeaky:

Ohhhhh a rare GPOY … so we went to Walmart at 3 am last night so we wouldn’t wake up my sleeping roommates and I snatched this :D. Three unaired episodes (??!!!?), Behind the scenes features, gag reel and more!!! EEEEEEEHHHHH

Oh hey, it’s me geeking out.

The amount of tired in my body is unreal. Sorry, but I gotta crash. For the last three days I’ve been resetting my son’s crazy sleep schedule of 3am-2pm to something a little more conducive to a healthy and productive life, so I’ve been keeping him awake for as long as possible. First day he held out until 6am, then slept all day. Second day he slept from 9am to 9pm. Next day was 2pm to 2am!! Today he crashed at 5pm, so he should be up around 5am and hopefully that’ll be the last day of this crazy experiment. I’m thinking 11pm to 9am sounds reasonable, no?
Anyway, my eyes keep crossing, and my roommates just came out to watch one of their ridiculous movies (Street Kings 2 - seriously?? really???) so I’m outta here. Good night, tumblr.

The amount of tired in my body is unreal. Sorry, but I gotta crash. For the last three days I’ve been resetting my son’s crazy sleep schedule of 3am-2pm to something a little more conducive to a healthy and productive life, so I’ve been keeping him awake for as long as possible. First day he held out until 6am, then slept all day. Second day he slept from 9am to 9pm. Next day was 2pm to 2am!! Today he crashed at 5pm, so he should be up around 5am and hopefully that’ll be the last day of this crazy experiment. I’m thinking 11pm to 9am sounds reasonable, no?

Anyway, my eyes keep crossing, and my roommates just came out to watch one of their ridiculous movies (Street Kings 2 - seriously?? really???) so I’m outta here. Good night, tumblr.

Nobody wants to see mirror pics but I got a new phone so whatevah whateva I do what I want!

Nobody wants to see mirror pics but I got a new phone so whatevah whateva I do what I want!

I GOT THE JOB. FUCK YES. I just have to pee in a cup tomorrow and I’ll be gainfully employed again, just in time for me to go get my kid back.

I GOT THE JOB. FUCK YES. I just have to pee in a cup tomorrow and I’ll be gainfully employed again, just in time for me to go get my kid back.

Guess who’s got a job interview on Monday? Pretty sure I’m gonna nail it too!

Guess who’s got a job interview on Monday? Pretty sure I’m gonna nail it too!

Holy crap, I got really tan last summer! No wonder, as it was 105 hellish degrees F for most of it. 

Holy crap, I got really tan last summer! No wonder, as it was 105 hellish degrees F for most of it. 

Happy St. Patricks Day?

Happy St. Patricks Day?

Hey, so that one time, I got a picture with Shatner and it was AWESOME.

Hey, so that one time, I got a picture with Shatner and it was AWESOME.

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