Just had a sobbing, gasping, hiding-in-my-bedroom breakdown, because the kid dropped some eggs on the kitchen floor (they were boiled and peeled, he was supposed to eat them). Some days you just don’t know what will set you off. 

Should I just not sleep? It’s almost 8am, if I go to bed now I’ll sleep til 2. If I stay up, I’ll probably crash in the afternoon anyway because I’m old and tired. If I knew the rain would stop I’d stay up so I could take my dogs for a walk but if it’ll just keep raining I might as well sleep :/

I put on Scrubs for some light background noise and here I am, half an hour later, sobbing my eyes out. 

Experiment in progress at my house: How long will my kid stay up if I don’t send him to bed. Keep in mind that he didn’t get out of bed until 1pm. It is now 2:20 am and I’m pretty sure he’s still awake. 

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I’m uncomfortably hot but I’m too lazy to stretch to turn off the heater which is literally one foot out of reach. When exactly has my life turned into this?

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Dear lord, Holden, you are such a fucking awkward moron, what does she see in you? A threesome, really? 

Time to rewatch Chasing Amy. Haven’t punished myself in a while. 

You fucking tracer!!

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Really? The Prince of Egypt ends after the crossing of the sea??? HAHAHA, why are you people so happy, your troubles are only just beginning!!

Jeremy Clarkson making Star Trek references :D 

My world is complete. 

My mom sent me a giant box of German sweets. Unfortunately I’ve completely lost my desire for sugar in the last few days. :/ Everything *looks* delicious but I take one bite and want to puke. I’m sure my sweet tooth will be back in time but it’s still sad. 

I really want a grilled cheese, but joke’s on me, there is neither bread nor cheese in the house because, in a hilarious attempt at ~dieting~, I haven’t bought either of those things today even though we were almost completely out of food. Instead I have … well, apples? I don’t know what all I have, I forgot, but I can’t make a grilled cheese out of any of it!

oscarwildething said: Cabin fever?

So bad, omg! I can’t be in one place for long anyway. I’ve been moving and traveling all my life. I’ve been in this apartment for one year now and I’m going out of my mind!! So when I have to stay in just he fucking apartment, it gets magnified. I actually just took the dogs to he nearby park and let them run around for a bit. I feel marginally better. What I really need is a van and lots of gas money though.

I didn’t go anywhere today and didn’t even walk the dogs because it was *pouring* out but now I feel so restless and angry!! I can’t do this, I can’t be in the house all day. I want to punch the walls. I’ve already spot cleaned the carpet, cleaned the kitchen, baked a cake, did all the laundry (washed & folded) and ARGH I feel like I have ants under my skin. I have like … staying home anxiety. 

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skipping2hell said: Top Gear make my everything happy. :D

I KNOW, right? I love them so much. 

darth-necynius said: the prius does suck, the only people I know who drive them are complete smug douches too

It’s a stupid little car and the *only* somewhat good thing about it is how quiet it is. The gas mileage is a joke. They are so proud of themselves for ~saving the environment~  they don’t realize how far their heads are up their asses (makers and drivers of that pos). I’ve had *two* regular, gasoline cars that got better gas mileage than the Prius (Geo Metro and Saturn SL2 - both built in the 90s!!!). The technology to build cars with much better gas mileage is there (just look at Europe), it’s just not what Americans want. Instead they pretend that this ugly ass hybrid is the answer. 

do you wanna hear my shameful secret? I haven’t even watched the second season of Sherlock yet. I own it on DVD. It’s still shrink-wrapped.