Give me one good reason why I should get out of bed today. Just one. I dare you.

Give me one good reason why I should get out of bed today. Just one. I dare you.

Nicole gave me the stomach flu! 

It attacked my red blood cell! 

I dyed my hair! Have a shitty webcam photo! I’ll try to take a better one tomorrow, but I got tired of all the grey and now it’s the color again that I think it is in my head (did that make sense?).

I dyed my hair! Have a shitty webcam photo! I’ll try to take a better one tomorrow, but I got tired of all the grey and now it’s the color again that I think it is in my head (did that make sense?).

idoitbrilliantly said: You’re not even near fat, though, I think you look very healthy. And you’re outdoors a lot.

Ok, no, I’m not morbidly obese or anything, but I went from the pic on the left, almost two years ago, to the pic on the right, taken yesterday (by my son who needs a lesson in taking pictures, apparently). That’s what almost 40lbs extra look on me. I do feel better, physically, at a much lower weight, so I’d like to get back there. 

Yeah, I’m outdoors a lot; I have to walk the dogs for at least an hour every day, but I guess after a certain age, that’s just not enough. The main problem is that I eat when I’m bored, which I am ALL THE TIME. I didn’t have time to be bored (or to eat much) when I was working at Ringling. 

mehhh

mehhh

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Tags: my face

relaxing night with mr. insecure
oh yeah I also got computer glasses. they help!

relaxing night with mr. insecure

oh yeah I also got computer glasses. they help!

boredy bored boreddd
I ordered some ‘computer glasses’ because my new, bigger monitor is hurting my eyes. Maybe tomorrow I can actually get some photo editing done. Doobtiedoo.

boredy bored boreddd

I ordered some ‘computer glasses’ because my new, bigger monitor is hurting my eyes. Maybe tomorrow I can actually get some photo editing done. Doobtiedoo.

Holy shit the webcam on this new comp shows my whole messy bedroom oops. Yes that’s just a mattress on the floor. I don’t want to buy the whole setup and then have to move it once we leave here. Pure lazyn genius.

Holy shit the webcam on this new comp shows my whole messy bedroom oops. Yes that’s just a mattress on the floor. I don’t want to buy the whole setup and then have to move it once we leave here. Pure lazyn genius.

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I’m getting sick, so I’m trying to vitamin up, I also just finished the Fringe finale and I’m emotionally drained. So I’m watching The Emperor’s New Groove to recharge. I should be sleeping but my body is all “fuck you no sleep for you, you have to pee and then your nose itches and also this bed is incredibly uncomfortable all of a sudden and did you blow out that candle in the livingroom?”
I don’t know what I’m trying to say. I’m still here.

I’m getting sick, so I’m trying to vitamin up, I also just finished the Fringe finale and I’m emotionally drained. So I’m watching The Emperor’s New Groove to recharge. I should be sleeping but my body is all “fuck you no sleep for you, you have to pee and then your nose itches and also this bed is incredibly uncomfortable all of a sudden and did you blow out that candle in the livingroom?”

I don’t know what I’m trying to say. I’m still here.

I have been watching a baby ostrich struggling to get out of its shell for nine hours now. I caan’t sleep until that fuckking bird gets out.

I have been watching a baby ostrich struggling to get out of its shell for nine hours now. I caan’t sleep until that fuckking bird gets out.

Guess who’s got a giant marshmallow lollipop? Hint: It’s probably not you.

Guess who’s got a giant marshmallow lollipop? Hint: It’s probably not you.

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