This is why I’m fat! “Mom, I really want this muffin, it’s so delicious!” “You sure? You’re hungry enough to drink a hot chocolate and eat that whole muffin?” “Yes, I love it!”
Three bites. THREE BITES. I can’t just throw food away. Shit.
Happy happy holidays y’all!
At one point in my life I was actually very feminine. For like a day. My wedding day. I cut out the husband because *that* didn’t really work out as planned. Yeaahhh. I looked pretty hot though even though I felt like throwing up the whole way through.
i should sleep
Aw yeah, earrings and I are back in business.
It’s too fucking early for work.
