skipping2hell said: It’s those hidden empty calories that get ya, like beer and liquor… mmmmm liquor.
Nah, I don’t drink that much anymore. In my case, pure laziness and depression after a breakup are to blame. And sugary treats. Because, you know, I deserve chocolate cake for working so hard at nothing *rolls eyes*.
I went from 145lbs to 180lbs in like two years. I’ll get it off again, I’m not that worried, I know what to do, I just can’t be assed right now. I’m in this weird limbo atm where I have no direction or motivation, but it should all change eventually. Life isn’t static.
idoitbrilliantly said: I love Harold & Kumar. Did you know there’s going to be an animated series? Kal Penn has been tweeting about it.
WHAT, FOR REAL? Are they going to voice them?? This is what I get for not following anyone on twitter anymore.
thisgreeneyedmonster said: You can’t be blind and wipe your own ass?
Of course they can, would be weird if they couldn’t, question is, how good of a job do they do, huh? Like at least once a month this question comes up on reddit - How do blind people know they’re done wiping? And apparently you can do the ‘stickiness test’, where you fold the paper after wiping to see if it’s still sticky and if it isn’t, you’re done. Or just use wet wipes. I think if I were to go blind I’d have a bidet installed for sure.
spockvarietyhour said: That’s what offsprings are for
Damn right. They owe us for wiping *their* butts!
spockvarietyhour said: I got a glob of shampoo in my eye, not runoff from washing my hair, it just dripped a big fat glob straight into my eye
Let’s never get together because we’ll both blind ourselves and then who’ll wipe our asses?
Let’s play a game, it’s called Hey, do I really like these clothes or do I just think they look good because the model is skinny? Because I keep forgetting I’m not skinny anymore and can’t just wear whatever the fuck I want of the rack.
Let’s see how long I can listen to all of Bastille (all the remixes too) without getting sick of it. We’re on hour three with no stopping in sight.
Righty-o, I just sat here for half an hour, squinting hard, because I thought my vision was going blurry from the monitor or something. Turns out I had lotion caught in my lashes and that’s what was obscuring my vision.
I’m going to sleep.
pilbobaggins said: it’s like the worst hp fanfic ever. (ok maybe not the worst we will reserve that title for my immortal but it is close!!!)
Right?? Wtf JK??
And good god, My Immortal, I’ve completely blocked that shit out until now!! I don’t even read fanfiction anymore but I used to back then and gaaaahhhhhhh whyyyyyyy
I keep trying to read the Rita Skeeter article and I just. cannot. get through it. It’s like the magic is just gone :(. Maybe it’s time for a HP reread.