skipping2hell said: It’s those hidden empty calories that get ya, like beer and liquor… mmmmm liquor.

Nah, I don’t drink that much anymore. In my case, pure laziness and depression after a breakup are to blame. And sugary treats. Because, you know, I deserve chocolate cake for working so hard at nothing *rolls eyes*.

I went from 145lbs to 180lbs in like two years. I’ll get it off again, I’m not that worried, I know what to do, I just can’t be assed right now. I’m in this weird limbo atm where I have no direction or motivation, but it should all change eventually. Life isn’t static.

idoitbrilliantly said: I love Harold & Kumar. Did you know there’s going to be an animated series? Kal Penn has been tweeting about it.

WHAT, FOR REAL? Are they going to voice them?? This is what I get for not following anyone on twitter anymore.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/harold-kumar-animated-series-really-happening-n152711

OMG!! 

thisgreeneyedmonster said: You can’t be blind and wipe your own ass?

Of course they can, would be weird if they couldn’t, question is, how good of a job do they do, huh? Like at least once a month this question comes up on reddit - How do blind people know they’re done wiping? And apparently you can do the ‘stickiness test’, where you fold the paper after wiping to see if it’s still sticky and if it isn’t, you’re done. Or just use wet wipes. I think if I were to go blind I’d have a bidet installed for sure. 

spockvarietyhour said: That’s what offsprings are for

Damn right. They owe us for wiping *their* butts!

Production DesignConstantine (2005)

That was actually a combination of me and the visual effects supervisor and the production designer sitting down and sort of coming up with the biological growth that’s growing all over the cars and what that looks like and the color palette. And we started to look at the nuclear test films from the 1940s of the nuclear blasts and just decided that it would be great if the landscape was not only violent with these creatures, but also the atmosphere. So we decided that it was kind of an eternal nuclear blast except nothing ever really gets obliterated because it’s eternal and it’s constantly going. - director Francis Lawrence on the appearance of Hell; P.D. by Naomi Shohan

(via thisgreeneyedmonster)

spockvarietyhour said: I got a glob of shampoo in my eye, not runoff from washing my hair, it just dripped a big fat glob straight into my eye

Let’s never get together because we’ll both blind ourselves and then who’ll wipe our asses?

get to know me meme → [1/10] favorite male characters - Spike
What can I tell you, baby? I’ve always been bad.

(via totallyspocked)

Let’s play a game, it’s called Hey, do I really like these clothes or do I just think they look good because the model is skinny? Because I keep forgetting I’m not skinny anymore and can’t just wear whatever the fuck I want of the rack.

(Source: cokirk, via pilbobaggins)

Let’s see how long I can listen to all of Bastille (all the remixes too) without getting sick of it. We’re on hour three with no stopping in sight. 

Righty-o, I just sat here for half an hour, squinting hard, because I thought my vision was going blurry from the monitor or something. Turns out I had lotion caught in my lashes and that’s what was obscuring my vision. 

:I

I’m going to sleep.

Doge of Thrones

gameoflaughs:

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A Song of Much Ice and Very Fire (x)

Update - You can now buy this shirt at: http://shirt.woot.com/offers/so-games-much-thrones-wow

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sovietpostcards:

«Почта из зоопарка» / Post From The Zoo (1969) (by katya.)
Drawing by A. Bazhenov

This is messed up, lol! It’s like getting letters from relatives in jail.

sovietpostcards:

«Почта из зоопарка» / Post From The Zoo (1969) (by katya.)

Drawing by A. Bazhenov

This is messed up, lol! It’s like getting letters from relatives in jail.

pilbobaggins said: it’s like the worst hp fanfic ever. (ok maybe not the worst we will reserve that title for my immortal but it is close!!!)

Right?? Wtf JK?? 

And good god, My Immortal, I’ve completely blocked that shit out until now!! I don’t even read fanfiction anymore but I used to back then and gaaaahhhhhhh whyyyyyyy

spiffymuffin:

sexnovel:

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

omfg

but

don’t forget

spiffymuffin:

sexnovel:

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

omfg

but

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don’t forget

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I keep trying to read the Rita Skeeter article and I just. cannot. get through it. It’s like the magic is just gone :(. Maybe it’s time for a HP reread.

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