Age: 31, but forever 12 in my head
Marital Status: Married, with child
Mental Status: unstable, to quote a friend (?): “You act like you’re on drugs.” Never been on drugs. Nope, not even pot.
Likes: My kid, horses, cats, animals of all kind really, circus, alcohol, Russia in theory, not in reality, nature, photography, movies, music, MUSIC, art, literature, stupid jokes, gay porn, mild weather, motorcycles, driving too fast
Dislikes: Traffic, homophobes, pasta, parrots, heat